MIKE MANNION
EDDIE HARRIS-MAJOR LEAGUE
Rick Vaughn: What's that shit on your chest?
Eddie Harris: Crisco. Bardol. Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball. Of course if the umps are watching me real close I'll rub a little jalapeo up my nose, get it runnin', and if I need to load the ball up I just......wipe my nose.
Rick Vaughn: You put snot on the ball?
Eddie Harris: I haven't got an arm like you, kid. I have to put anything on it I can find. Someday you will too.
Let's be honest here, this guys body has seen better days. No one is sure what your going to get out of him.
If you happen to find yourself Mike's playing partner make sure you have plenty of Tylenol, Tiger Balm, Omega 3 fish oil pills, Steroids, Budlights, butts and a Lifeline Medical Alert system. That should get you thru the round.
But just like Crafty Eddie Harris held the Yankees to 3 runs in a masterful 8 2/3 innings, Mike can surprise you
Is he a risk, sure. But if all his meds,ointments, lotions and booze kick in at once, he can post some scores.
If he survives
hahahaha....nice!
ReplyDeleteUp yours, Jobu.
ReplyDeleteBring the shit to me man!
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