Thursday, December 31, 2009

JOE CLOHERTY



ZOHAN-YOU DON"T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN








Zohan: I just want to make people silky-smooth!


Just like the Zohan was a one man special forces wrecking crew so is this guy.

He is good at everything.

Don't be surprised if you hear any these comments in Myrtle Beach.
Joe just hit a 310 yard drive right down the middle.

Joe just dropped an approach shot for 210 out to 2 feet.
Joe just sank a 30 foot downhill putt.


Joe just gave the beer cart girl a French braid.

He plays some great golf and styles some fabulous do's and if at all prevoked will smash the LIVING SHIT out of your living room set.


All in a days work for Diamond Joe. Just make sure you remind him what day it is........................................................ten times


2 comments:

  1. A few years ago at Ron Johns, Cloherty said "I don't drink hard booze because I get violent." Really? You don't say?

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