JERRY MORELLI
IVAN DRAGO-ROCKY IV
Nicoli Koloff: It is a matter of size. Evolution. Isn't it, gentlemen? Drago is the most perfectly trained athlete ever. This other man has not the size, the strength, the *genetics* to win. It is physically impossible for this little man to win. Drago is a look at the future!
Jerry, 230 to carry the water..ho hum. Jerry needs to cut it over the tree on the drive...ho hum. Jerry, out of the sand to a burried pin placement....ho hum. Jerry, 250 to an island green.....ho hum.
This is how we all felt about Jerry his first year in MB. Players on both teams were running around yelling like a bunch of Adrian's "It's suicide. You've seen him, you know how strong he is. YOU CAN'T WIN ."
The stage was set, East meets West against this formidable golf machine.
Funny thing happened on the golf course tho, two idiotic, slightly overserved Dot guys in Varsity Golf hats cut the big Russian.
He's worried! You cut him! You hurt him! You see? You see? He's not a machine, he's a man!
Poor guy been chasing that air of invincibility ever since. He's the 1980 Soviet hockey team and everyone else is team USA. If he wins, he was suppose to but if he loses.........DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
He is the consensus #1 pick ever year for good reason but,
Heavy lies the crown my friend, Heavy lies the crown
Shieky pumping himself up a little right before the draft.
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ReplyDeleteLet my record speak for itself... 3 wins, 5 losses, 1 tie. I could be the worst #1 pick since Kevin Arnold drafted Paul Fiefer in gym basketball.
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