Thursday, December 17, 2009





PHIL BYRNE








LT PROCTOR-POLICE ACADEMY
Lt. Mauser: You're not playing with a full deck, are you? Sergeant Proctor: Oh, I don't play cards.








Somehow, some way this guy is going to end up practically naked in a room full of dudes. You know it's going to happen so you might as well accept it.


What can you say the guy likes to rock out with his.................................never mind. Moving on.






Reigning MVP has put up some solid rounds the last few years but can he come back from a monster 2009? Lot of pressure on him this year to stay among the elite golfers.



Can he handle it?
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19 comments:

  1. UnknownDecember 17, 2009 at 3:28 PM

    Has Sheik never been naked in MB? Is it cold in your glass house?

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  2. AndyDecember 17, 2009 at 3:34 PM

    I don't know if he has or not but I'm going to say yes, he has been naked in MB before.

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  3. UnknownDecember 17, 2009 at 3:40 PM

    I'm fairly certain there is photographic evidence to prove it.

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  4. JerryDecember 17, 2009 at 3:49 PM

    Does evidence burned into my retina count?

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  5. AndyDecember 17, 2009 at 3:51 PM

    Jerry, please refresh my memory. How did you come to find yourself in the company of nake Sheik?

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  6. UnknownDecember 17, 2009 at 4:08 PM

    Andy, how did you not?

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  7. AndyDecember 17, 2009 at 4:15 PM

    I'm not sure, Divine Intervention maybe? Either way I'm the big winner here.

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  8. MorrisonDecember 17, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    The Timeless Art of Seduction took DBV by storm.

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  9. AndyDecember 17, 2009 at 4:21 PM

    Well he had a hat covering his "business" so I didn't think that counted.

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  10. MorrisonDecember 17, 2009 at 4:28 PM

    What about RPL? Does a hand over the junk count?

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  11. AndyDecember 17, 2009 at 4:32 PM

    Good question Joe. Can we get a ruling on this? Anyone?

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  12. JerryDecember 17, 2009 at 4:39 PM

    NAKED!

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  13. UnknownDecember 17, 2009 at 4:44 PM

    I wish we had a window into the creative process. Who was on the list Sheik went thru before he went with Proctor and McClane?

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  14. shiekDecember 17, 2009 at 5:06 PM

    Phil, you don't want to know what goes on in my head.
    Just imbrace your inner Proctor

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  15. JerryDecember 17, 2009 at 5:08 PM

    My God Man! DO NOT look in that window!

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  16. UnknownDecember 17, 2009 at 5:12 PM

    Nobody has an inner Proctor, even the guy who played Proctor doesn't have an inner Proctor. Lance Kinsey is his name, for the record.

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  17. UnknownDecember 17, 2009 at 5:14 PM

    He was born in Calgary in 1959 and attended MIT at the age of 17.

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  18. UnknownDecember 17, 2009 at 5:16 PM

    To stick with the Die Hard motif, Sheik's character should be Ellis.

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  19. MorrisonDecember 17, 2009 at 6:26 PM

    I would be argyle but there is one obvious problem......

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