MB as seen through Caddyshack

Mike – “You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?” Heard at 11 pm every night in MB.

Shiek - “Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir, and I never slice.” Right?

Barbour – “...because his weight displacement goes back......all his weight is on his right foot...
...and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything.
He'll quit the game.” What was the middle part?

Morrison – “I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.” Stop thinking indeed.

Leary – “So let's dance!” – Self explanatory

WB - “Wrong, you're drinking too much your Excellency.” Said by Loring at 1 pm Sunday 2009.

Murph – “You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already.” Anybody ever have a clue how beers he has had?

Manny – “You've got to win this hole.” To all his teammates on every hole.

PFunk – “He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2-iron, I think.” Choke up a little.

AAA – “They say for ltalians this is skilled labor, you know that?” OHHHHH!

Steve – “Hey, where's the bar? Let's have some drinks here.” Probably could be said for everyone.

Timmy – “If he's as good as he says he is, he's got to play me to prove it!” What the crowd is thinking.

Loring – “I bet you have a lot of interesting stories......about your ball landing in the road.” I kid, I kid.

Jerry – “I once knew a guy who could've been a great golfer. Could've gone pro. All he needed was a little time and some practice. He decided to go to college instead.” Good call.

Matty T – “Why, this whole place sucks!” Not just MB either.

Pete – “No, I've been a creep lately. I just can't help it.” Perfect.

Cloherty – “It's a little harsh. Here. Cannonball it! Cannonball it right back.....then one more of these right on top of it! Cannonball coming!” As long as it is not shots.

Perry – “What has this buffoon done now?” Talking about anyone post 1 am.

Derek – “When you were my age, did you ever have trouble.....deciding what you wanted to do with your life?” Man of Leisure.

Phil T – “I'm hot today!” He’ll let you know.