JOE MORRISON





DANNY VERMIN-JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY



Danny Vermin: You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once... ONCE!













You shouldn't kick me in the balls, Mrs. Kelly. My sister kicked me in the balls once...













You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once!













You shouldn't have shot me, Johnny. My grandmother shot me once...









You only get one shot to piss this guy off because he remembers everything that happens on the golf course. Every round, every hole, every shot, every win and every loss. If you fart 150 yards away,down wind, during his back swing and he shanks his shot, he'll remember. So you can only fuck up once.......once





But at least he doesn't hold a grudge

He comes in to 2010 on a high, having captured his 2nd Captains title but can he step up when he's not the figure head? An injury plagued end to the 09 season has left some doubts in the minds of many. Can he recapture the glory of old, like his epic 5 wood at World Tour into the par 3 of Amen Corner or is he just along for the ride?