BILL MCDONOUGH
















OGIE OGLTHORPE-SLAP SHOT

Jim Carr: Oh this young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, well, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle... Ogie Ogilthorpe!

WHAM!!!!!!!BAM!!!!!!!!!!! What the Fuck happened to Wild Bill?


And oh what a trying,trying 2009 season it was for Wild Bill McDonough. He was so full of promise that first day in Myrtle until his long time friend Budlight turned on him. With Budlight no longer being the shoulder he could lean on his golf game went to absolute shit. You name it, he hit it. Shanks,slices,hooks, banana balls,chops dubs,flubs,push,pulls,tops,skulls,smothers,chili dips,pop ups and wormburners. He had em all.


What kind of year will 2010 be for Bill? Will going last in the draft relieve the pressure? Or will it get in his head and make him play worse golf ? Either way it will be fun to watch.


P.S. Upon returning from Myrtle Beach, Bill and his long time partner Budlight decided to go to counseling. Through the help of some intense sessions Bill and Budlight found that they were still very much in love. Bill realized that he couldn't take Budlight for granted and Budlight came to accept there were going to times when Bill abused him. Bill and Budlight are still together, living a happy,drunken life in Dorchester, Massachusetts